Archive Secrets

What the f*ck was with the 80s? First the NFL, then MLB:

Kids, when you drink and drive…

Some things, like savings bonds, the Young Americans and Rowan and Martin are timeless.

What ever happened to the train of the future?

The Swine Flu isn’t just a 21st-century scourge. It kicked some serious 1970s ass. I mean, Dotty died!

Back in the 1980s, NFL teams, for some incomprehensible reason, thought it was a good idea to make movies about themselves. This move from the Browns, called Masters of the Gridiron, is perhaps the most embarrassing of the lot. Take note of Tiny Tim and The Michael Stanley Band:

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Could this be the inspiration for Stephen Colbert’s Chinese impersonations: